CARRYOUT HOURS:
Tues-Fri: 5pm-9pm
Sat: 2pm-9pm

Sun: 11am-4pm

Online ordering is only available during ordering hours.

​

 

BEER & MERCH DELIVERY

Semi-weekly deliveries through Biermi

DRAFT + CROWLERS

 

GOD-EMPEROR BONES

Double Milkshake IPA   |   abv 8.5%

Lord Bones has ascended. God-Emperor Bones holds dominion over life and death. And belly rubs. We brewed this gigantic, mega-thick beast with double the creamy, hand-processed Madagascar vanilla beans and obliterated this beer with Citra, Galaxy, and Vic Secret - the largest dry-hop we’ve done to date. A bright tropical parfait aroma gives way to a thick, creamy mouthfeel with notes of cotton candy, pineapple upside down cake, mango dreamsicle, and papaya cream. God-Emperor Bones sits at long last upon the ancestral seat of his brethren. Bow before him.

Contains lactose

​

PYROMANCER

West Coast Double IPA   |   abv 8%

 This one is an ode to the sorcerers that first tamed the bitter flame of the hop. Crisp and dry with a drinkability that belies its strength. Ablaze with Citra and Simcoe on a bed of kindling comprised of Chinook, Cascade, and Centennial. A conflagration of dank earth and resinous pine, fresh cut grass, and winter citrus with a firm malt backbone and a bracing bitterness that cuts through it all. Burn it all down in the cleansing fires. Build anew.

​

SPECTRAL BURDEN

Double IPA   |   abv 8.4%

We kept the grain bill on this one simple with 2-row, fluffy oats, and earthy spelt. We then crushed it with enough Strata, Nelson Sauvin, and Motueka to appease the spirits that yet wander this plane. Massively dank with bright notes of ripe passion fruit, juicy pear, lime gummies, and the loamy earth of the grave. We all carry the burden of mortality together.

​

ALPACA FRACAS!

Double IPA   |   abv 8.1%

Named for our resident Brewdog and Lord o’ Bones, We went full on hedonistic by absolutely crushing this DIPA with the freshest Galaxy, Nelson Sauvin, Citra, and Vic Secret like the bunch of crazy epicureans that we are. Lush and bright with notes of clean citrus, pineapple candy, and grapefruit sorbet. This one is our gift to all you crazy hop heads out there.

​

CHAOS ENABLER

Double IPA   |   abv 8%

A little Victory malt and lactose add heft to a base of 2-row and oats. Ridiculous amounts of Simcoe and Idaho 7. An entropic profusion of pungent dank pineapple with hints of black pepper and tea in the nose and a long creamy finish. This one’s for that friend who always pushes you out of your comfort zone because they don’t have one. 

Contains lactose

​

DREAMSCYTHE

Creamsicle IPA   |   abv 6.5%

 We sacrificed the flayed skins of several hundred tangerines and sweet oranges and ritualistically double dry-hopped this dreamy monster with Citra, Sabro, Mandarina Bavaria, and Amarillo. We added a heap of Madagascar vanilla beans to conjure up notes of tangerine hard candy, orange sorbet, pineapple gummies, sweet cream, and the cold embrace of death. This beer does NOT contain lactose - the Sabro’s unique creamy quality stands in for that. Don’t fear the reaper.

​

WHAT DID YOU DO, RAY?

Piña Colada Milkshake IPA   |   abv 7.2%

 This creamy juice bomb was brewed with 63 lbs of marshmallow fluff, double dry-hopped with heaps of Mosaic, Simcoe, and Denali, then conditioned on hundreds of pounds of pineapple puree, coconut cream, fresh Madagascar vanilla beans, and lactose. Bursting with dense notes of citrus, pineapple gummies, and coconut ice cream.

The most harmless thing. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us.

Contains lactose

​

POLYDRIBBLES #1

Raspberry + Peach Fruited Sour   |   abv 5.3%

The original ‘Dribbles is back! Brewed with a simple base of pilsner and wheat malts and conditioned on a ridiculous heap of raspberry and peach purées. Radiant pink with notes of raspberry popsicle, peach sorbet, and lemonade with a tart, bright finish. Crisp, dry, fresh and perfectly balanced. We’re still trying to find out what a polydribble is, but this is the one that started them all.

​

AUSPEX

Coconut Brown Ale   |   abv 6.0% 

We’ve consulted the Oracle; Autumn is here. We brewed this one with a base of nutty Maris Otter and an auspicious blend of chocolaty, roasty specialty malts. We added just enough coconut cream to give it a gentle creaminess to support the roasty palate. The result is an easy-drinking but complex Fall crusher. Rich cocoa and hazelnut notes are balanced with a hint of toffee and a smooth coconut finish. This one’s for crisp days and cool nights around a warm fire.

 

​

​

CANS

 

GOD-EMPEROR BONES

Double Milkshake IPA   |   abv 8.5%

Lord Bones has ascended. God-Emperor Bones holds dominion over life and death. And belly rubs. We brewed this gigantic, mega-thick beast with double the creamy, hand-processed Madagascar vanilla beans and obliterated this beer with Citra, Galaxy, and Vic Secret - the largest dry-hop we’ve done to date. A bright tropical parfait aroma gives way to a thick, creamy mouthfeel with notes of cotton candy, pineapple upside down cake, mango dreamsicle, and papaya cream. God-Emperor Bones sits at long last upon the ancestral seat of his brethren. Bow before him.

Contains lactose

​

SPECTRAL BURDEN

Double IPA   |   abv 8.4%

We kept the grain bill on this one simple with 2-row, fluffy oats, and earthy spelt. We then crushed it with enough Strata, Nelson Sauvin, and Motueka to appease the spirits that yet wander this plane. Massively dank with bright notes of ripe passion fruit, juicy pear, lime gummies, and the loamy earth of the grave. We all carry the burden of mortality together.

​

PYROMANCER

West Coast Double IPA   |   abv 8%

 This one is an ode to the sorcerers that first tamed the bitter flame of the hop. Crisp and dry with a drinkability that belies its strength. Ablaze with Citra and Simcoe on a bed of kindling comprised of Chinook, Cascade, and Centennial. A conflagration of dank earth and resinous pine, fresh cut grass, and winter citrus with a firm malt backbone and a bracing bitterness that cuts through it all. Burn it all down in the cleansing fires. Build anew.

​

POLYDRIBBLES #1

Raspberry + Peach Fruited Sour   |   abv 5.3%

The original ‘Dribbles is back! Brewed with a simple base of pilsner and wheat malts and conditioned on a ridiculous heap of raspberry and peach purées. Radiant pink with notes of raspberry popsicle, peach sorbet, and lemonade with a tart, bright finish. Crisp, dry, fresh and perfectly balanced. We’re still trying to find out what a polydribble is, but this is the one that started them all.

 

​

​

​

​

​

​